Adaptil Calming Collar for Dogs
You walked in holding a plastic package and a smug expression. I was not impressed.
Dad
You didn't look thrilled when I brought this home. First impressions?
Boldo
It smelled like a hospital waiting room. No chicken, no dirt, no squirrel. Just sterile nothing. I gave it one sniff and walked away.
Dad
Tell me about the texture. I know you have opinions about texture.
Boldo
It's like a stiff plastic ribbon. Not chewable, not floppy, not satisfying. I tried to bite it once and my teeth just slid off. Zero entertainment value.
Dad
So it's been a few days. Have your feelings changed at all?
Boldo
I'll admit I'm less jumpy when the mail truck comes. But that might be because I'm tired. Hey, can I have a treat? I sat down. That's work.
Dad
The cat got one of these too. I'm curious what you make of that.
Boldo
The cat got one? I knew something was off. She's been walking around like she owns the house even more than usual. So now we're both drugged. Great. I hope she hates hers.
Dad
Bottom line — poo emojis. How many?
Boldo
Three. It does what it says, but it's not a toy, not a snack, and the cat has one. I am not enthusiastic.
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Boldo's Verdict
💩💩💩3 out of 5 poos. It works. I do not like it. But it works.