Bedsure Large Dog Bed

Dad

I saw this one online. Thought it looked good. Your first reaction?

Boldo

It looked like a giant marshmallow. I sniffed it. It smelled like a factory. I was not impressed.

Dad

Okay, you've been staring at it for ten minutes. What's the verdict on smell?

Boldo

The factory smell faded. Now it just smells like vaguely doggy. Which is fine. But you know what smells better? Cheese. Got any cheese? I've been thinking about cheese.

Dad

Now that you've actually used it — what do you think?

Boldo

I might have slept on it. For a few hours. Not bad. It's soft. It doesn't make weird sounds. I could stay there if I wanted to.

Dad

The cat hasn't touched it. Does that mean something?

Boldo

The cat is too good for beds. She prefers cardboard boxes and judging me. But maybe she's jealous. Or plotting. Either way, it's mine now.

Dad

Rate it. One to five. You know what the ones are.

Boldo

Four out of five poos. I didn't want to like it. But it's comfortable. Loses one because the initial smell made me suspicious. Still, I've been on it six hours. That says something.