Bodhi Dog Premium Pooper Scooper

Dad

Okay. New thing. What do you think?

Boldo

It's a tool. For my business. You're going to use it instead of your hands, which is something I've been asking you to do for months. Why now?

Dad

I'm going to need more than that. How does it smell?

Boldo

Plastic. Metal. Nothing interesting. There's a faint chemical smell underneath—probably from manufacturing. It doesn't smell like anything I'd want to investigate further, which is rare for me.

Dad

You seemed reluctant to try it. What happened when you did?

Boldo

I wasn't reluctant. I was skeptical. But then you actually used it correctly and didn't fumble around like you usually do, and I'll admit—the ergonomic grip worked. Your hands stayed clean. Is that cat getting a fancy scooper too, or is she living in filth?

Dad

Anything about this that actually impressed you? Be honest.

Boldo

The scoop opening is wide enough that you're not missing pieces. The handle is long enough that I don't have to watch your back while you're bent over looking uncomfortable. It's solid. It doesn't rattle. I'd get me a treat right now if I weren't so focused on this, but I could probably do without it.

Dad

Final verdict. Don't hold back.

Boldo

It works. It's well-made. It's not revolutionary, but it's better than watching you struggle with a plastic bag and poor choices. You should have bought this years ago.