Bully Sticks for Dogs

Dad

Okay. New thing. What do you think?

Boldo

It's a stick. Not a real stick, which is already suspicious. You want me to do something with it, but I'm waiting to see if the cat gets one first. If she doesn't, there's probably a reason.

Dad

I'm going to need more than that. How does it smell?

Boldo

That's the only good part. Strong. Meaty. Old. Like the garbage can on a hot day, but in a way that makes sense. I can't stop smelling it even though I'm trying to act unimpressed. Is there food in the kitchen? I thought I heard something.

Dad

You seemed reluctant to try it. What happened when you did?

Boldo

I bit it. My teeth worked. It didn't fall apart like that soft treat you bought last month that I hated. It takes work, but not the bad kind where my gums hurt. I've been chewing it for like twenty minutes now and I'm not bored yet. Don't tell anyone.

Dad

Anything about this that actually impressed you? Be honest.

Boldo

It lasts. That's it. Most things you buy me are gone in five minutes and then I just stare at you. This one keeps me busy. The texture gets softer at the end but doesn't get gross. And I haven't thrown up, which is something I can't say about the rawhide situation.

Dad

Final verdict. Don't hold back.

Boldo

It's good. I'm annoyed about it because I was prepared to hate it and now I have to change my opinion. You can buy these again. The cat can have one too. I don't care anymore.