Canine Carry Outs Beef Flavor Dog Treats

Dad

I got this for you. What's your initial read?

Boldo

You walked in with that crinkly bag. I heard it from the other room. I smelled beef. But not real beef. Like someone told a story about beef and the treats tried to remember it.

Dad

Let's talk smells. That always comes first with you.

Boldo

The smell is... present. It's not overpowering. It's not like when you open a real steak. But it's enough to make me come over. The texture is soft. Too soft. I like a little resistance. But I still ate them.

Dad

You've been weirdly quiet about this one. What's going on?

Boldo

I was trying to remember the last time you gave me cheese. That was a good day. Also the cat is staring at the wall. That's weird. Anyway, these treats. I ate three in a row. They didn't make me feel special. But I didn't hate them.

Dad

Does it matter that the cat seems indifferent to it?

Boldo

No. That actually makes it better. She acts like everything you bring home is for her. When she ignores something, it means I can have all of them. But you still only give me one at a time.

Dad

Give me a rating. One through five. You know what the poos mean.

Boldo

Three poos. They're average. Not embarrassing, not exciting. I'd eat them again. But don't expect me to do a trick for them.