Catit Senses 2.0 Digger Cat Toy

Dad

Okay. New thing. What do you think?

Boldo

It's a cat toy, Dad. Why are we reviewing cat toys? I have standards.

Dad

I'm going to need more than that. How does it smell?

Boldo

Like plastic and disappointment. Also like the factory it came from. There's a faint smell underneath—maybe catnip?—but it's muted. Not interested.

Dad

You seemed reluctant to try it. What happened when you did?

Boldo

I didn't try it. The cat finally pushed it around and it made a rustling noise that annoyed me. Wait, is that chicken I smell from the kitchen? Did you open the fridge? Anyway, the toy has little compartments you're supposed to hide kibble in. The cat managed to get one piece out in five minutes then gave up.

Dad

Anything about this that actually impressed you? Be honest.

Boldo

The texture is decent if you're into that bumpy plastic feel. The compartments are genuinely tricky—even the cat struggled, which means if we ever care, it might slow her down during meals. And the whole thing is lightweight enough that even she can flip it around without looking pathetic. I won't say it's good, but it's not completely pointless.

Dad

Final verdict. Don't hold back.

Boldo

It's fine for a cat. Not for me. Not for our house, really. But if someone's cat actually likes interactive toys, this one works.