Cesar Gourmet Wet Dog Food

Dad

Okay. New thing. What do you think?

Boldo

It's fine. I mean, it's there. It has a smell, which is good. Better than that kibble situation last month, but that's not saying much.

Dad

I'm going to need more than that. How does it smell?

Boldo

Beef. Real beef, I think. Some kind of gravy component. Reminds me of the neighbor's trash can, which is a compliment. There's also something gamey underneath. I respect it.

Dad

You seemed reluctant to try it. What happened when you did?

Boldo

The texture threw me off. It's not chunky like I expected. More like a pâté situation. Soft. Mushy. But once I committed, the flavor was actually there. Hold on—is that the cat eating her food in the other room? Why does she always get hers first? This is unfair.

Dad

Anything about this that actually impressed you? Be honest.

Boldo

The gravy coats your mouth in a way that sticks around. I could taste it for a solid ten minutes after. No weird chemical taste. And I finished the bowl in about forty seconds, which I don't do for everything. So. Yes. It's good. Don't make this a thing.

Dad

Final verdict. Don't hold back.

Boldo

It's a solid dinner. Not fancy. Not revolutionary. But you're clearly not wasting your money on this one like you did with that 'organic' kibble last year. I'll eat it again. Can we do the treats now?