Earth Rated Dog Poop Bags

Dad

Okay. New thing. What do you think?

Boldo

They are bags. For my poop. That is already a low bar. But they have a smell, which is more than I expected from something that only touches what I leave behind.

Dad

I'm going to need more than that. How does it smell?

Boldo

Like Mom's shampoo if she were a flower. I don't hate it. It's not bacon, but it's not the garbage can either. I sniffed the roll for a solid minute before Dad yanked it away.

Dad

You seemed reluctant to try it. What happened when you did?

Boldo

I didn't try it — Dad did. He scooped and I watched. The bag didn't tear. That matters. Then a squirrel ran across the yard and I forgot about the whole thing until Dad waved the full bag in my face.

Dad

Anything about this that actually impressed you? Be honest.

Boldo

Fine. They are strong. No leaks. And the lavender? It actually covers the smell of my business. That is impressive because I eat things I shouldn't. Also, the cat is staring at me from the window. Does she get her own bag? No. That is fair.

Dad

Final verdict. Don't hold back.

Boldo

Four poops out of five. They work. They smell okay. I still don't like the part where Dad picks up my poop, but that is not the bag's fault. If they made a treat that smelled like lavender, I would reconsider.