Fancy Feast Gourmet Wet Cat Food

Dad

Okay, so new thing. What do you think?

Boldo

It's cat food, Dad. I think you made a mistake. Or the cat did something to deserve a promotion.

Dad

I'm going to need more than that. How does it smell?

Boldo

Fish. Very fish. Like a can of something that smells a lot better than the dry stuff the cat usually gets. I can smell the gravy from here, and I don't appreciate that you're not opening it for me.

Dad

You seemed reluctant to try it. What happened when you did?

Boldo

I didn't try it. It's cat food. But I watched the cat eat it, and she stopped knocking over her bowl for fifteen minutes, which tells me something. Also, is that bacon I smell coming from the kitchen? Wait, where are you going?

Dad

Anything about this that actually impressed you? Be honest.

Boldo

Fine. The can smells legitimate. Not like the cheap stuff. The gravy is thick and actually coats whatever meat is in there. And the cat hasn't thrown up in the last hour, which is rare. I won't say it's good, but it's not garbage. That's all you're getting.

Dad

Final verdict. Don't hold back.

Boldo

It's cat food that doesn't make me want to leave the room when the cat eats. The smell is genuinely nice, even if it's not for me. The cat actually finishes her bowl instead of half of it ending up on the floor. If you're buying this because you feel guilty about neglecting your dog, buy a new toy instead. But if you want to stop hearing complaints about cat food, this works.