Frisco Dog Waste Bags with Dispenser and Leash Clip
Dad came home with a plastic box on a ring. I thought it was a new toy. It was not.
Dad
I saw this one online. Thought it looked good. Your first reaction?
Boldo
I sniffed the whole thing. Smelled like plastic and nothing interesting. I walked away.
Dad
Okay, you've been staring at it for ten minutes. What's the verdict on smell?
Boldo
The bags don't smell like anything. That's good, I guess. But now I smell bacon from the kitchen. Are you going to give me some?
Dad
Now that you've actually used it — what do you think?
Boldo
You clipped it to the leash and it didn't fall off. That's the bare minimum. Also, the bag didn't tear when you picked up my mess. That's rare. I'm moderately impressed.
Dad
The cat hasn't touched it. Does that mean something?
Boldo
The cat doesn't care about poop bags. She only cares about things she can knock off counters. This is too boring for her. That's a compliment.
Dad
Rate it. One to five. You know what the ones are.
Boldo
Four poos. I didn't expect to like a poop bag dispenser. But the clip is solid and the bags don't rip. I'll allow it.
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Boldo's Verdict
💩💩💩💩4 out of 5 poos. I did not expect to like this. I like this.