Frisco Travel Water Bottle for Dogs

Dad

You didn't look thrilled when I brought this home. What was your first impression?

Boldo

It smelled like a factory. Like the inside of a new shoe but worse. Also it made a squeaky noise when you squeezed it, but not a toy squeak. A water squeak. Confusing.

Dad

Let's talk about texture. I know you have opinions about that.

Boldo

The spout is hard plastic. Not chewable. The bottle part is slightly squishy but not in a satisfying way. More like a deflated football. I licked it once out of curiosity. Tasted like regret.

Dad

So it's been a few days. Has your opinion changed at all?

Boldo

I will admit the water comes out quickly. That is something. But I noticed the cat watching me drink from it and that made me nervous. Can we talk about treats instead? You have cheese in the fridge. I can smell it from here.

Dad

Speaking of the cat, she got one of these too. What do you make of that?

Boldo

Unfair. She barely drinks water. She licks her paw and calls it hydration. Meanwhile I have to share a water bottle concept with her? I will not drink from the same brand as the cat. This bottle is now tainted by association.

Dad

Bottom line — how many poo emojis?

Boldo

Three. It works. It holds water. You can take it on walks. But it does not spark joy. And the cat has one. That alone costs it a poo.