Hagen Catit Play Cat Treat Ball

Dad

I got this for you. What's your initial read?

Boldo

You brought home a plastic ball with holes. I sniffed it. It smells like catnip and disappointment. I walked away.

Dad

Let's talk smells. That always comes first with you.

Boldo

Already did. It smells like the cat's stash. Not my kind of treat. Unless there's bacon inside, I'm not interested. Hey, is that cheese I smell from the kitchen?

Dad

You've been weirdly quiet about this one. What's going on?

Boldo

I was waiting for you to realize your mistake. Why would a dog care about a cat toy? I have standards. Also the light in this room is terrible. I can't see the cat, which is usually a good thing.

Dad

Does it matter that the cat seems indifferent to it?

Boldo

Not really. But I will say, if she doesn't want it, maybe you can fill it with cheese for me? No? Fine. The cat is now licking her paw and ignoring it. I respect her choice.

Dad

Give me a rating. One through five. You know what the poos mean.

Boldo

Two poos. One because it's not for me. Another because the cat didn't even play with it. You wasted money. I could have had a bully stick instead.