Herm Sprenger Ultra-Plus Pinch Dog Training Collar

Dad

You didn't look thrilled when I brought this home. First impressions?

Boldo

I was not thrilled. It's a collar made of spikes. That's not a toy, that's a threat. And it smelled like a hardware store, not like bacon.

Dad

Tell me about the texture. I know you have opinions about texture.

Boldo

It's metal prongs. Smooth, cold, very unfriendly. Not something you want to chew or rub against. I rate texture as 'do not recommend'.

Dad

So it's been a few days. Have your feelings changed at all?

Boldo

A little. The pinch is brief and Dad doesn't yank—it's more like a tap. I still don't love it, but I respect it. Also, speaking of treats, do we have any cheese? I smell something cheesy.

Dad

The cat got one of these too. I'm curious what you make of that.

Boldo

The cat got a mini version. He looks ridiculous. And every time he walks, the prongs clink. I can track him across the house now. That's actually useful.

Dad

Bottom line — poo emojis. How many?

Boldo

Four poos. It works, it's well-made, it doesn't hurt more than necessary. But it's not a toy and it's not fun. So four.