Hertzko Self Cleaning Slicker Brush

Dad

Okay. New thing. What do you think?

Boldo

I think you're about to brush me with it and I don't want that. But I'm also curious about the button. What does the button do? You seem excited about the button.

Dad

I'm going to need more than that. How does it smell?

Boldo

It smells like metal and plastic and something chemical. Not terrible. Not good either. Definitely not like anything edible. Wait—is that chicken in the kitchen? Can we go check the kitchen first?

Dad

You seemed reluctant to try it. What happened when you did?

Boldo

Fine. You brushed me. The wire was softer than I expected. Not painful. Actually kind of... okay. I didn't love it, but I didn't hate it either. The button pops out the hair and you don't have to touch it with your fingers, which is smart because you always have cold fingers.

Dad

Anything about this that actually impressed you? Be honest.

Boldo

The button works. Hair comes out without you digging it out manually like some kind of animal. It's quick. Didn't pull or catch on anything. And honestly? My coat felt less matted after. I'm not saying I want to be brushed more often. Don't get ideas.

Dad

Final verdict. Don't hold back.

Boldo

It's good. Not a waste of money. The brush doesn't pull, the button actually functions, and it doesn't smell like anything that would ruin my day. You did good on this one.