Instinct Original Grain Free Wet Dog Food

Dad

Okay, I bought this. You were there when I opened the box. What did you think?

Boldo

I thought you finally bought something that smelled like food. The box was brown. I was hoping for a new chew. But it was wet food. I sniffed the can. Chicken. OK.

Dad

Let's talk about the smell. I know that's your main thing.

Boldo

The smell is honest. Chicken, liver, something else I can't name. It's not as loud as the cheap stuff. But it's there. I could smell it from the other room, which is the right distance.

Dad

You've had some time with it now. Is it any good?

Boldo

It's edible. I ate it. No suspicious aftertaste. The texture is strange - like a pate that's too soft. I prefer chunks I can chew. But it went down fine. I didn't leave any in the bowl. That says something. Also, I noticed the cat was watching me eat. She didn't get any. That's the correct outcome.

Dad

I paid about three bucks a can for this. Be honest. Worth it?

Boldo

Three bucks? That's what, two bags of treats? Or one and a half. For how many cans? I don't do math. But if you're going to feed me this, I won't complain. It's better than that dry stuff you sometimes give me. So maybe worth it, if it makes you feel like a good owner.

Dad

Final answer. Would you recommend this to other dogs?

Boldo

Yes, if they like chicken and don't mind eating mush. But tell them to demand more texture. And if they're allergic to grains, this works. I'm not allergic to anything, though. Also, does your dog like bacon? Because I do. Are we done? I need to go check the kitchen floor.