KONG Classic Dog Toy

Dad

You didn't look thrilled when I brought this home. First impressions?

Boldo

It was red and didn't smell like anything. I walked away. I have standards.

Dad

Tell me about the texture. I know you have opinions about texture.

Boldo

The texture is rubbery, bouncy. Not much smell—that bothered me at first. But it's firm enough to chew without squeaking. I respect that.

Dad

So it's been a few days. Have your feelings changed at all?

Boldo

You put peanut butter inside. That changed everything. I lick it for twenty minutes and then hide it from the cat. Also, I smell you have bacon in the kitchen. Can we pause?

Dad

The cat got one of these too. I'm curious what you make of that.

Boldo

She licks hers once, gives me a look, and walks away. Typical cat. Mine is better because I actually use it.

Dad

Bottom line — poo emojis. How many?

Boldo

Four. I would not have guessed. But the peanut butter made it work. Don't expect me to thank you.