KONG Wobbler Treat Dispensing Toy

Dad

I got this for you. What's your initial read?

Boldo

It's heavier than it looks. The bottom wobbles, which is the point, I guess. I knocked it around for a minute and a treat fell out. That part was fine. Then nothing happened for like twenty minutes and I lost interest.

Dad

Let's talk smells. That always comes first with you.

Boldo

The toy itself smells like rubber and Kong warehouse. But whatever treat you put inside—that's the real smell. You filled it with those salmon biscuits. I could tell from across the room. That's the only reason I came back to it.

Dad

You've been weirdly quiet about this one. What's going on?

Boldo

I'm thinking about it. The treats come out slowly, which is annoying when you're hungry. But it keeps me busy longer than just eating them straight. Also, is the cat getting treats right now? I smell something from the living room. Anyway, it's growing on me, but don't tell anyone.

Dad

Does it matter that the cat seems indifferent to it?

Boldo

The cat walked past it three times yesterday without looking. That's actually a point in its favor. Nothing worse than a toy that gets stolen. Plus it means more treats for me, which is the only outcome that matters.

Dad

Give me a rating. One through five. You know what the poos mean.

Boldo

Four poos. It does what you paid for it to do. The wobble is useful, the treat release is steady enough, and it's durable. I've been rolling it around for two weeks and nothing's broken. Could've designed it so treats came out faster, but I'm not running this company.