Nature's Miracle Stain and Odor Remover

Dad

Okay. New thing. What do you think?

Boldo

It's a bottle that sprays stuff. I've seen bottles. They don't usually contain cheese. So I'm neutral.

Dad

I'm going to need more than that. How does it smell?

Boldo

Like a chemistry set that got rained on. Sharp. Not food. Not dirt. Not even interesting. But it did something to my accident on the rug, and that smell is gone now, which is unsettling.

Dad

You seemed reluctant to try it. What happened when you did?

Boldo

I backed away while Dad sprayed the spot I made yesterday. He left the room. I crept back later and the spot was invisible. Also no smell. That's a magic trick I did not ask for.

Dad

Anything about this that actually impressed you? Be honest.

Boldo

Okay fine. It removed my own mark completely. That's either witchcraft or chemistry. Also the cat just walked into the kitchen, and I think she might be eating out of my bowl again. I need a treat.

Dad

Final verdict. Don't hold back.

Boldo

Three poos. It does what it says. But I resent having my territorial masterpiece erased. Would be better if it smelled like bacon afterward.