Nature's Miracle Stain and Odor Remover

Dad

You didn't look thrilled when I brought this home. First impressions?

Boldo

Correct. It smells like a lab exploded. Not food. Not anything I recognize. Just aggressively artificial. But I watched you spray it on that spot by the fridge where I had an accident last week, so I understood the mission. The smell did cover up what was there before, which I guess is the idea.

Dad

Tell me about the texture. I know you have opinions about texture.

Boldo

It's a liquid in a spray bottle. I don't have much to say about the texture because it's not for me. You spray it, it sits, you wipe it. The dried residue on the floor is slightly slick. Not pleasant. Speaking of textures, do you have any of those treats left? The crunchy ones?

Dad

So it's been a few days. Have your feelings changed at all?

Boldo

Yes, actually. That spot doesn't smell like anything now. No accident smell, no chemical smell. It's just... nothing. Which is weird but effective. I tested it twice to be sure, and both times the area was neutral. You're welcome for the quality control.

Dad

The cat got one of these too. I'm curious what you make of that.

Boldo

The cat has her own bottle? Of course the cat does. Why wouldn't the cat get special treatment. She's probably never had an accident in her life because she uses the litter box like some kind of show-off. I saw you spray her area yesterday. Same chemical smell, same result. At least we're all suffering equally now.

Dad

Bottom line — poo emojis. How many?

Boldo

Four. It actually works. Odor is gone. The spot stays clean. It's not glamorous, and the smell is aggressive, but it does exactly what you paid for it to do. I don't love it, but I don't hate what it stands for.