Nutro Wholesome Essentials Adult Dry Dog Food

Dad

Okay, I bought this. You were there when I opened the box. What did you think?

Boldo

You shook it in front of me. I smelled chicken dust. The bag was tall. I waited for you to pour it into my bowl. You did. I ate it. Not mad.

Dad

Let's talk about the smell. I know that's your main thing.

Boldo

Smell is fine. It's chicken. Not the barnyard kind, more like the powder you sprinkle on popcorn. I wanted more, but you stopped pouring. Typical.

Dad

You've had some time with it now. Is it any good?

Boldo

It's consistent. Every piece tastes the same. That's either boring or reliable. I prefer reliable because I don't like surprises in my bowl. The cat walked by and I growled. She didn't deserve any.

Dad

I paid around forty-five dollars for this. Be honest. Worth it?

Boldo

You paid forty-five dollars? For chicken dust? I mean, I'll eat it. But that's like two bags of treats. Could have bought me a bully stick instead. But fine. It keeps my stomach quiet, so there's that.

Dad

Final answer. Would you recommend this to other dogs?

Boldo

If you want a food that doesn't make you regret your life choices, this is it. I'd eat it again. But you still owe me a treat for answering all these questions. Go grab the peanut butter biscuits.