Outward Hound Fun Feeder Slow Feed Bowl

Dad

I got this for you. What's your initial read?

Boldo

You expect me to work for my kibble now? That's what this is, right? A puzzle with food. I'm not a fan of puzzles when I'm hungry. But I'll admit the blue is a nice color. Where's my treat?

Dad

Let's talk smells. That always comes first with you.

Boldo

It smells like the factory it came from, with a faint ghost of whatever wet food was in it during testing. Not great. Also, the kitchen floor smelled like bacon this morning and you gave me this instead. I haven't forgotten.

Dad

You've been weirdly quiet about this one. What's going on?

Boldo

I'm thinking. It's not terrible. I can still get the food out, but it takes longer. That's annoying, but also I don't choke anymore. And I have more time to smell the food. So maybe it's not all bad. Don't tell me I said that.

Dad

Does it matter that the cat seems indifferent to it?

Boldo

The cat doesn't care about anything that doesn't involve tuna. But if she had shown interest, I would have guarded it. She's ignoring it, which means it's safe. Also, she walked past me just now and flicked her tail in my face. I will remember that.

Dad

Give me a rating. One through five. You know what the poos mean.

Boldo

Four poos. Don't expect me to say it again. It slows me down without making me angry, and I can still lick the last piece out of the corners. That's high praise from me. But I want a real treat now. Not kibble. A treat.