Pet MD Dog Ear Wipes

Dad

I got this for you. What's your initial read?

Boldo

I sniffed the packet. It smelled like a doctor's office. Not a good start. I don't trust things that smell like they're trying to fix me. Also, the crinkle sound made me look twice.

Dad

Let's talk smells. That always comes first with you.

Boldo

The wipe itself has a faint herbal scent. Not terrible, but not interesting. The real smell is the plastic package. You know what else smells interesting? The treat jar. You're not paying attention to it.

Dad

You've been weirdly quiet about this one. What's going on?

Boldo

I'm processing. I hate having my ears touched. But these wipes are soft. They don't jab. I let you do both ears without growling. That's rare. The cat is watching from the couch. She's judging us both.

Dad

Does it matter that the cat seems indifferent to it?

Boldo

The cat is indifferent to everything. But she did sniff one and walked away. That's a cat's way of saying 'acceptable.' So maybe it's fine. But I'll never admit the cat was right. She's on my good side today only because she didn't knock it off the table.

Dad

Give me a rating. One through five. You know what the poos mean.

Boldo

Four poos. I did not expect to like this. It's almost boring how effective it is. No drama, no pain, just clean ears. I'll allow it. But don't expect me to ask for it.