PetFusion Ultimate Dog Bed

Dad

I got this for you. What's your initial read?

Boldo

It's big. Too big, maybe. The cover feels like someone's couch. Not terrible, but you're clearly trying too hard. Did you get this because I've been sleeping on the hardwood again?

Dad

Let's talk smells. That always comes first with you.

Boldo

Right. So out of the box it smelled like warehouse and chemicals. Dead to me for the first day. But now it smells like me, which is better, and underneath that there's this faint nutmeg thing from the filling that's not annoying. Could be worse.

Dad

You've been weirdly quiet about this one. What's going on?

Boldo

I'm conflicted. The memory foam actually supports my back in a way the floor doesn't, and I hate admitting that. The edges are raised so I can rest my head without looking pathetic. But don't get the wrong idea—I still prefer the cool kitchen tile when it's hot. Speaking of which, do we have any of those freeze-dried liver treats left?

Dad

Does it matter that the cat seems indifferent to it?

Boldo

Not really. The cat doesn't sleep anywhere that isn't on top of my things anyway. Though I did notice she walked across it once and didn't knock anything off, which is uncharacteristic. The bed's still warm where she stepped. That bothers me more than it should.

Dad

Give me a rating. One through five. You know what the poos mean.

Boldo

Four poos. It's comfortable and I catch myself napping on it before I remember I'm supposed to hate it. The cover is washable, which matters because apparently that's important to you. Not perfect—the bottom doesn't grip hardwood so it slides around—but I'd be annoyed if you took it away.