PetSafe Easy Walk Dog Harness

Dad

Alright. Brand new harness. First impression?

Boldo

It's restrictive and smells like plastic and chemicals. Not natural. Not interesting. The kind of smell that makes me sneeze.

Dad

You're giving me nothing. How does it actually smell? Be specific.

Boldo

Factory floor. Synthetic nylon. There's a faint metallic tang from the hardware. No animal smell. No decay. No depth. It's the smell equivalent of staring at a wall.

Dad

You really fought me when I tried to put it on. What happened once you actually wore it?

Boldo

Fine. It was less annoying than I expected. The front clip redirects me when I pull, which is irritating but effective. I hate it less now. Also, is that chicken I smell coming from the kitchen? Did you make chicken?

Dad

Stay focused. Was there anything about this harness that actually worked well?

Boldo

The fit is snug without cutting off circulation. It doesn't slip. The clip system is solid. I can still breathe and move. The cat doesn't have one, which means I have an advantage. That's something.

Dad

Final call. Rating?

Boldo

Four poos. I didn't expect to tolerate this thing. It controls my pulling without choking me. It's practical. I'm still not happy about the synthetic smell, but I'll admit it works. Grudgingly.