PetSafe Healthy Pet Simply Feed Automatic Feeder
Dad brought home a plastic tower that makes grinding noises. I assumed it was a new way to torture me.
Dad
Okay. New thing. What do you think?
Boldo
It smells like factory and anxiety. And maybe the neighbor's trash can. I was not consulted.
Dad
I'm going to need more than that. How does it smell?
Boldo
The plastic has a faint chemical scent, like a new trash can. But when it dispensed kibble, the smell of food overcame it. That was the only good part.
Dad
You seemed reluctant to try it. What happened when you did?
Boldo
I circled it three times. Then it made a churning sound and food fell into the bowl. I froze. Then I ate the food. I will not apologize for that. Also, the cat ran away—I saw her tail disappear under the couch.
Dad
Anything about this that actually impressed you? Be honest.
Boldo
It feeds me without Dad being late. That is impressive. Also, it scared the cat once. That was a bonus. Can I have a treat now? This review is making me hungry.
Dad
Final verdict. Don't hold back.
Boldo
Four poos out of five. It works. It feeds me. I have no complaints except it didn't dispense bacon.
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Boldo's Verdict
💩💩💩💩4 out of 5 poos. I did not expect to like this. It feeds me on time. That is enough.