Rachael Ray Nutrish Burger Bites Treats

Dad

Okay. New thing. What do you think?

Boldo

It's small. Brown. Smells like beef and whatever else they put in this. I'm withholding judgment until I actually taste it.

Dad

I'm going to need more than that. How does it smell?

Boldo

Strong. Meaty. There's something else in there—maybe cheese? Smoke? It's aggressive in the nose. Not like that garbage dental chew you bought last month that smelled like a chemical factory. This at least smells like actual food.

Dad

You seemed reluctant to try it. What happened when you did?

Boldo

It's softer than I expected. Chewy. Not gritty like some treats. The burger flavor is real—not that artificial meat dust situation. I'll admit I went back for more, but only because I was hungry. Wait, did you just give the cat one too? I see her eating something over there. That's not fair.

Dad

Anything about this that actually impressed you? Be honest.

Boldo

Fine. The texture is good. It doesn't crumble everywhere and make a mess. The smell is genuine. And it disappears fast—no weird residue left in my teeth. I'm not thrilled about the size though. It's gone in two chews.

Dad

Final verdict. Don't hold back.

Boldo

It's a solid treat. Not revolutionary. Not a waste of money either. I'd eat them again. That's the closest you're getting to praise from me.