Rachel Ray Nutrish Wet Dog Food

Dad

Okay, I bought this. You were there when I opened the box. What did you think?

Boldo

I thought: finally, something that doesn't sound like cardboard. The box had a promising meaty whisper. But then I remembered you bought the one with 'grain-free' on it, which usually means less flavor.

Dad

Let's talk about the smell. I know that's your main thing.

Boldo

It's not bad. It's a solid B-plus in the smell department. Not as pungent as the stuff from the fancy butcher, but it doesn't smell like science either. Also I think the cat just walked into the room. She's judging me. I don't care.

Dad

You've had some time with it now. Is it any good?

Boldo

It's... fine. The texture is kind of like a smooth pâté, which I don't love—I miss chunks. But it goes down easy and I haven't turned my nose up yet. Though I will say, every time I eat it I keep looking toward the treat drawer. Just in case.

Dad

I paid {price_signal} for this. Be honest. Worth it?

Boldo

You paid what you pay for most things you bring home. It's not a waste, but it's not a steal either. I'd say it's a fair trade for a week's worth of breakfasts. You spend more on your oat milk latte, so don't complain.

Dad

Final answer. Would you recommend this to other dogs?

Boldo

If you're a dog who likes smooth food and doesn't mind a lack of adventure, sure. If you're a connoisseur of chunks and gravy, maybe skip. I'd give it a reluctant tail wag. Emphasis on reluctant.