Rocco & Roxie Gourmet Jerky Dog Treats
You came home with a bag that smells like a beef factory exploded. I'm interested but also suspicious because last time you were this excited it was that dental chew that tasted like nothing.
Dad
Okay. New thing. What do you think?
Boldo
It's sitting in front of me. I can see it. The real question is whether I should commit to tasting it or wait to see if the cat gets blamed for something first.
Dad
I'm going to need more than that. How does it smell?
Boldo
It smells like actual meat. Not the fake meat smell from the kibble. This is legitimate beef jerky that someone decided dogs should have. I respect that decision. Is there more in the kitchen?
Dad
You seemed reluctant to try it. What happened when you did?
Boldo
I tried it. It's chewy without being impossible. Doesn't splinter. Doesn't taste like chicken by-products pretending to be something else. I ate the first one in three bites. Then I looked at you like you were hiding the rest.
Dad
Anything about this that actually impressed you? Be honest.
Boldo
The smell holds up the entire time you're chewing it. Doesn't fade halfway through like some treats. And it's dense enough that it actually takes effort, which I guess is good for my teeth or whatever. Fine. I'm impressed. There. Happy?
Dad
Final verdict. Don't hold back.
Boldo
These are legitimately good. I don't say that often. They smell right, taste right, chew right. The price is stupid but that's your problem, not mine. Get more before I remember you have a credit card and start judging you for the other stuff you buy.
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Boldo's Verdict
💩💩💩💩4 out of 5 poos. Boldo won't admit he's excited about these, but he definitely is.