Ruffwear Front Range Dog Harness

Dad came home with a box. I sniffed it. It was not food. Then he pulled out a harness. I sighed internally.

Dad

Okay, I bought this. You were there when I opened the box. What did you think?

Boldo

You made a big deal about opening the box. I sniffed it. It smelled like a warehouse and your hands. I was not impressed.

Dad

Let's talk about the smell. I know that's your main thing.

Boldo

It's not bad. Plastic and nylon. A little like the car seat of a rental car. But then the cat walked by and I forgot about it. Also, are we having chicken for dinner? I smell something.

Dad

You've had some time with it now. Is it any good?

Boldo

It doesn't rub my armpits raw like the other one. I can walk without stopping every ten feet to shake it off. That's a win. But I still don't like being told to stand still while you clip it.

Dad

I paid {price_signal} for this. Be honest. Worth it?

Boldo

That's a lot of money for some straps and buckles. But I guess you got your money's worth because I don't try to bite you when you put it on. So maybe.

Dad

Final answer. Would you recommend this to other dogs?

Boldo

If you have to wear a harness, this one is fine. I would not refuse to go on a walk because of it. That's the best I can give.

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Boldo's Verdict

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4 out of 5 poos. I did not expect to like a harness. I almost don't mind this one.

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