Ruffwear Front Range Dog Harness
Dad came home with a box. I sniffed it. It was not food. Then he pulled out a harness. I sighed internally.
Dad
Okay, I bought this. You were there when I opened the box. What did you think?
Boldo
You made a big deal about opening the box. I sniffed it. It smelled like a warehouse and your hands. I was not impressed.
Dad
Let's talk about the smell. I know that's your main thing.
Boldo
It's not bad. Plastic and nylon. A little like the car seat of a rental car. But then the cat walked by and I forgot about it. Also, are we having chicken for dinner? I smell something.
Dad
You've had some time with it now. Is it any good?
Boldo
It doesn't rub my armpits raw like the other one. I can walk without stopping every ten feet to shake it off. That's a win. But I still don't like being told to stand still while you clip it.
Dad
I paid {price_signal} for this. Be honest. Worth it?
Boldo
That's a lot of money for some straps and buckles. But I guess you got your money's worth because I don't try to bite you when you put it on. So maybe.
Dad
Final answer. Would you recommend this to other dogs?
Boldo
If you have to wear a harness, this one is fine. I would not refuse to go on a walk because of it. That's the best I can give.
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Boldo's Verdict
💩💩💩💩4 out of 5 poos. I did not expect to like a harness. I almost don't mind this one.