Temptations Classic Cat Treats

Dad

You didn't look thrilled when I brought this home. First impressions?

Boldo

The bag crinkled like every other treat bag, but the smell was all wrong. Fishy. Cat-like. I gave you a look that said 'you better not be replacing my beef liver with this.'

Dad

Tell me about the texture. I know you have opinions about texture.

Boldo

I managed to sneak one when you dropped it. Crunchy on the outside, then soft and mealy inside. Not bad for a cat snack. But the texture made me sneeze. It gets everywhere.

Dad

So it's been a few days. Have your feelings changed at all?

Boldo

I'll admit the fishy smell grows on you. I keep checking the bag when you're not looking. But you haven't offered me another, and I have feelings about that. Speaking of, do you have any of those bacon strips left?

Dad

The cat got one of these too. I'm curious what you make of that.

Boldo

The cat crunched hers on the rug and left crumbs. I cleaned them up. She looked at me like I was beneath her. I am not beneath her. But the crumbs were fine. I'm conflicted.

Dad

Bottom line — poo emojis. How many?

Boldo

Two poos. It's a cat treat, and I'm a dog. But I'd eat it again if no one was watching. Don't tell the cat.