Vet's Best Seasonal Allergy Relief

Dad

Okay. New thing. What do you think?

Boldo

I think you should have warned me before putting that in my food. It tasted like a plant died in my mouth. But I ate it anyway because I'm not an idiot about free food.

Dad

I'm going to need more than that. How does it smell?

Boldo

Like black licorice and turmeric mixed together. Not terrible, but weird. The kind of smell that tells you something is supposed to be good for you instead of actually being good. Is the cat getting one of these? Because if she's not, this is a scam.

Dad

You seemed reluctant to try it. What happened when you did?

Boldo

I didn't want to try it because I know when something is a supplement. But after about a week, I stopped scratching my ears as much. My eyes aren't watering in the yard anymore. I hate that it's working because now I can't complain about it. Also, is there bacon in the kitchen? I smell bacon.

Dad

Anything about this that actually impressed you? Be honest.

Boldo

Fine. Yes. My face feels less itchy. I can actually enjoy grass smells without sneezing every three seconds. It took longer than I wanted it to, but it's legitimate. Don't make a big thing about it.

Dad

Final verdict. Don't hold back.

Boldo

It works. It tastes bad. I'd rather you didn't give it to me, but I'd rather not itch either. So I guess we have a deal. You crushed it into my food again, right? Because that's how this is happening now.