Weruva Classic Dog Food Pouches

Dad

You didn't look thrilled when I brought this home. First impressions?

Boldo

The smell caught my attention, I'll give it that. Better than the last brand you tried—that one smelled like sadness and corn. But I'm not committing to anything until I see what's actually in the bowl.

Dad

Tell me about the texture. I know you have opinions about texture.

Boldo

It's chunky without being chunky. That matters. Soft enough that my teeth don't have to work overtime, but there's actual substance to it instead of that gray sludge paste. The smell gets stronger once it hits the bowl—that's when I knew you weren't trying to poison me.

Dad

So it's been a few days. Have your feelings changed at all?

Boldo

Fine. It's been fine. I eat it without hesitation, which is more than I can say for that freeze-dried stuff you bought last month. Wait, is that the neighbor's dog I hear outside? No. Anyway. The pouches are easy for you to open, I assume.

Dad

The cat got one of these too. I'm curious what you make of that.

Boldo

That's the problem right there. She gets the exact same food, same quality, same price per pouch probably, and she doesn't even appreciate it. She ate half of hers and walked away. I wanted to tell you not to waste it on her, but I wasn't going to volunteer to eat it for her. That's not how this works.

Dad

Bottom line — poo emojis. How many?

Boldo

Four. It's actually good and I don't want to make a big deal about it, but you spent money well this time. Not exceptional, but I'd rather have this than go back to the other options you've tried.