Whimzees Natural Dental Dog Chews

Dad

Okay. New thing. What do you think?

Boldo

It's a vegetable. I smelled it and immediately knew it was not meat. I'm not opposed to vegetables, but I didn't sign up for a health food.

Dad

I'm going to need more than that. How does it smell?

Boldo

Smells like the garden section at the hardware store. Slightly sweet, like a carrot that forgot it was supposed to be orange. Not bad, but not the smell of reward.

Dad

You seemed reluctant to try it. What happened when you did?

Boldo

I gave it an experimental lick. Then a tentative crunch. It crumbles easily, which is fine. No sudden movements to cause alarm. Actually I got distracted because the cat walked past and I had to check if she got one too. She didn't.

Dad

Anything about this that actually impressed you? Be honest.

Boldo

It didn't get stuck in my teeth. And it didn't smell like burnt plastic like some chews. I'll eat another one if you offer. But don't expect me to do tricks for it.

Dad

Final verdict. Don't hold back.

Boldo

Three out of five poos. It's fine. It's a breath mint for dogs. But let's be clear: this is not a bone. This is a crunchy vegetable shaped like a reptile. I'll take one after dinner if you're out of cheese.