Whimzees Natural Dental Dog Chews

Dad

Okay, I bought this. You were there when I opened the box. What did you think?

Boldo

I heard the bag crinkle and came running. Then you show me a green alligator. I sniffed it. It smelled like nothing. I gave you a look that said, 'Is this a joke?' But you handed it over, so I took it.

Dad

Let's talk about the smell. I know that's your main thing.

Boldo

Right, the smell. It barely has one. Like cardboard that was in a room with vegetables. The cat walked by and didn't even pause. That tells you something. I need a real treat after this.

Dad

You've had some time with it now. Is it any good?

Boldo

I chewed the alligator's head off in ten minutes. The texture is crunchy but not rock hard. It didn't splinter into sharp bits. Afterward my teeth felt… clean. I hate that I liked it.

Dad

I paid $15 for a bag of 12. Be honest. Worth it?

Boldo

Fifteen dollars for twelve. That's over a dollar per chew. For a dried vegetable. If you want me to stop gnawing your coffee table, then yes, it's worth it. But I'm not happy about the price.

Dad

Final answer. Would you recommend this to other dogs?

Boldo

I would say yes, but with a grudge. It's better than having my teeth brushed. That is a low bar. But if you're a dog who hates toothpaste, get the alligator.