Whistle Health & GPS Pet Tracker

Dad

Okay. New thing. What do you think?

Boldo

I think it smells like a phone charger and regret. Also, you put it on my collar without asking. That is two strikes.

Dad

I'm going to need more than that. How does it smell?

Boldo

Like a new gadget that hasn't been chewed yet. There's a faint plastic burn smell, like when you leave a laptop charging on a rug. Not offensive, but not interesting. The cat walked by and it smelled like her, so that's something.

Dad

You seemed reluctant to try it. What happened when you did?

Boldo

I tried to scratch it off under the porch. It didn't budge. Then I ran through the yard to see if it would fly off. It stayed. Now it just sits there like a small, silent judgment. I have accepted it the way I accept thunderstorms.

Dad

Anything about this that actually impressed you? Be honest.

Boldo

Fine. It tracked where I went, and Dad stopped yelling my name from the porch. That is a win. Also, the app thingy on his phone showed my sleep, and he said I was 'well rested.' I am always well rested. But he gave me a treat after he saw it. So. Impressed? I am impressed by the treat. The tracker is just a means to an end.

Dad

Final verdict. Don't hold back.

Boldo

It does not smell like anything I want to roll in. It does not make a satisfying squeak. But it got me a treat and stopped Dad from panicking. I will allow it to remain on my collar. For now.