Yeowww! Organic Catnip Banana
Another yellow thing. It smells like dried grass and the cat's future addiction.
Dad
Okay. New thing. What do you think?
Boldo
It's yellow. It smells like a cat's fever dream. I'm not sure why you brought it into my house. The cat is already staring at it like it owes him money.
Dad
I'm going to need more than that. How does it smell?
Boldo
Like dried grass and regret. The cat immediately went boneless. I watched from a distance. It's not for me. But the smell is definitely strong — I could pick it up from across the room.
Dad
You seemed reluctant to try it. What happened when you did?
Boldo
I gave it a tentative sniff. Then a lick. Then I realized it's not a chew toy. It's a catnip delivery system. I walked away. Also, are there any treats? I just remembered I haven't had a treat in three minutes.
Dad
Anything about this that actually impressed you? Be honest.
Boldo
The stitching is good. The cat hasn't destroyed it yet. No squeaker — that's a missed opportunity for a dog, but the cat is happy. Fine. I will admit it lasts longer than I expected.
Dad
Final verdict. Don't hold back.
Boldo
Three poos. It's a banana for cats. I'm a dog. But the cat likes it, and a happy cat means a quieter house. So I'll allow it.
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Boldo's Verdict
💩💩💩3 out of 5 poos. It's a catnip banana. I am a dog. The cat approves, so I won't bury it.