Zesty Paws Multivitamin for Dogs

Dad came home with a bottle of something that smells like fish mixed with dirt. Not the good kind of dirt. I'm suspicious.

Dad

Okay. New thing. What do you think?

Boldo

I don't think anything yet. You haven't opened it. Stop asking me questions about closed containers.

Dad

I'm going to need more than that. How does it smell?

Boldo

Fish. Definitely fish, but also something synthetic underneath. Like the ocean met a chemistry set. Not terrible, but I'm not running laps about it.

Dad

You seemed reluctant to try it. What happened when you did?

Boldo

You crushed it up and put it in my bowl and I could taste it in the kibble before I even got close. It's grainy. Stuck to my teeth. But then I realized it was actually kind of sweet, so I finished it. Don't tell the cat she's over there eating her regular kibble like a sucker.

Dad

Anything about this that actually impressed you? Be honest.

Boldo

Fine. My digestion has been better. Noticeably better. And my coat doesn't feel as dry. I'm not thrilled to admit it, but something in here is working. The smell grows on you too, which is weird. Speaking of smells, is that chicken in the kitchen?

Dad

Final verdict. Don't hold back.

Boldo

It does what it claims. No weird side effects. Easy to mix in food. I'd rather you just give me treats, but if you're going to spend money on something I ingest anyway, this is solid. Don't expect me to get excited about it.

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Boldo's Verdict

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4 out of 5 poos. Actually works. Dad didn't waste money. I hate admitting this.

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