Zymox Ear Cleanser for Dogs
You brought home a bottle. I sniffed it. It smelled like nothing good. I assumed it was more of your medicine.
Dad
I saw this one online. Thought it looked good. Your first reaction?
Boldo
I stared at the bottle. It didn't squeak. It didn't bounce. I walked away. Then I sniffed it again — no food smell. Disappointed.
Dad
Okay, you've been staring at it for ten minutes. What's the verdict on smell?
Boldo
Smells like nothing. That's worse than bad. Actually, is that bacon I smell? No. It's just plastic. I'm going to check the kitchen. Got any treats?
Dad
Now that you've actually used it — what do you think?
Boldo
You poured liquid in my ear. I froze. It didn't burn. After shaking, my ear felt lighter. I still don't trust you, but my ear stopped itching. That's something.
Dad
The cat hasn't touched it. Does that mean something?
Boldo
The cat only touches things that are either food or mine. It's neither. So it means nothing. Also the cat is pretending not to care, which is normal.
Dad
Rate it. One to five. You know what the ones are.
Boldo
Fine. Four poos. It works but the process is undignified. I dock one for the surprise liquid. But no lasting grudge. Now where's that treat?
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Boldo's Verdict
💩💩💩💩4 out of 5 poos. I did not expect to like this. I like this.